Dear Sawyer,
I heart pastries but I rarely buy you kids processed sweets like Lucky Charms, Sour Patch Kids and Oreos. However, you love those three things and your birthday is coming up, so I went to Target and bought them for you as a special birthday treat. While there, I happened to run into one of your classmate's moms while holding all of those items in my arms and I legit felt as I'd been caught smuggling drugs. Hahaha!
Love,
Mom
