Boyfriend Trouble

Dear Sawyer,

So this happened at dinner tonight:

You: Mommy, remember that time we met your boyfriend?
Daddy and me: What?!
You: That time we met your boyfriend.
Daddy: What boyfriend?
Me: Sawyer, what are you talking about?!
You: Remember? We went to Manhattan and met your boyfriend and I was shy and was holding onto you.
Me, suddenly realizing what you were referring to: You mean that time we met my friend Rob when he was visiting from London?
You: Yeah.

Sheesh. Way to get me in trouble with Daddy, Sawyer!

Love,
Mom